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    Eamonn Dunphy rants

    Dunphy makes regular visceral attacks on players and mangers he watches, for instance;

    on 8 March 2006 when speaking on RTÉ television in the aftermath of Liverpool's exit from the Champions League at the hands of SL Benfica. In a characteristically harsh assessment of the Liverpool team, Dunphy said of their Spanish winger Luis García:

    "They (Liverpool) should put Garcia where he belongs - in the dustbin."

    In the same broadcast, when asked on his views of Chelsea's elimination from the same competition the previous night at the hands of FC Barcelona, Dunphy said of the Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho:

    "We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer ["Chancer" -Irish slang word]!"

    he also said:

    "here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross, BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back, BANG...off the full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full back again.... Millions of euro and he can't clear the first man, I mean...whats he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??"

    He wasn't finished there though. When asked what he thought of Harry Kewell (who had also played for Liverpool that night) he was blunt:

    "Fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to see."

    During the coverage of Euro 2004, Dunphy told RTÉ viewers

    ""You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers."

    He also informed fellow pundit John Giles:

    "Machiavelli was an Italian... Wasn't he, John? Who did he play for?"

    Dunphy's hyperbole is widely parodied in the media. RTÉ's Après Match team, who would broadcast skits after games, delivered a mock example of Dunphy-speak:

    "No football team will win this tournament. This tournament will be won by the faceless empires of corporate greed. The Jules Rimet trophy has become hijacked by the world of big business *******s, sold to the TV networks of Satan. There will be a final on July 12th. It will have no soul. It will be between Nike and Snickers."


    #2
    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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      #3
      You see,all my threads aren't softcore porn!!

      I can do funny too!!

      I'm getting an unfair rep on this site!

      Right I'm off for a wank now.

      Kidding!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by King Kenny 07
        You see,all my threads aren't softcore porn!!

        I can do funny too!!

        I'm getting an unfair rep on this site!

        Right I'm off for a wank now.

        Kidding!!
        Right, enough of your jibba-jabba, post some of the good stuff
        Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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          #5
          In work mate.

          The other stuff in late night drunken me,weekends and the occasional week night.

          I'm waiting on my own forrum!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by King Kenny 07
            In work mate.

            The other stuff in late night drunken me,weekends and the occasional week night.

            I'm waiting on my own forrum!!

            what a thought you and your own forum
            The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

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              #7
              Originally posted by King Kenny 07
              "here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross, BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back, BANG...off the full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full back again.... Millions of euro and he can't clear the first man, I mean...whats he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??"
              Sums up Cisse perfectly.

              That Souness wound him up something awful recently makes him a bit of a pathetic figure.
              I hate Polanski

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                #8
                Dunphy may spout some rubbish, but TV would be the lesser for his absence.

                He's the most watchable pundit around without a doubt.

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                  #9
                  I don't get to see RTE anymore.

                  However, i found him an insufferable **** when i did. I like people who call a spade a spade, however, Dunphy just loved the sound of his own voice too much for me.
                  ...
                  Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                    #10
                    Kenny, Was it you who posted Monkey face and Spiderman?
                    2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

                    I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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                      #11
                      Yeah mate.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by King Kenny 07
                        Yeah mate.

                        well your reputation is growing
                        The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by King Kenny 07
                          Yeah mate.
                          I was at a party on saturday night and had the place in ruptures laughing at doing the spiderman - Went down a treat

                          I couple of mates of mine where adamant they where going to do spiderman on their wives that night - Have yet to find out how that went down
                          2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

                          I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by animal magic
                            well your reputation is growing
                            Is that a good thing AM mate?
                            Suppose it depends on what I'm known for.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by brikkis
                              I was at a party on saturday night and had the place in ruptures laughing at doing the spiderman - Went down a treat

                              I couple of mates of mine where adamant they where going to do spiderman on their wives that night - Have yet to find out how that went down
                              Glad you enjoyed it mate.
                              I think wiwma's little scenario set up after the explanation helped people to visualise it though.

                              Plah spiderman!
                              Shh baby games back on!

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