There’s this fella round our way called Macca who know absolutely everyone in the world. Everyone in the local, the post office etc etc.
Anyway, Macca’s in the pub one afternoon telling anyone who listens how he knows everyone in the world. His best mate John starts to get fed up and doesn’t believe that Macca knows everyone and asks Macca to prove it. Macca says fine, who would you like to meet. John replies that he fancies Jordon and would love to meet her. Macca gets on his mobile, and a few minutes later him and John jump into his car and are travelling to London to meet Jordon at her favourite club. Upon arrival they meet Jordon who is all over Macca telling him how much she has missed him.
John is pretty stunned but doesn’t want to lose the bet so say’s “I bet you don’t know Tony Blair”. The next day Macca and John make the way to 10 Downing Street, they are stopped at the door by the on duty police officer who says “Alright Macca, hows it going, Tony’s upstairs, go on up he’s missed you”
They then go on to meet the PM and John is absolutely gob smacked at how well Blair and Macca know each other. John is still not convinced that Macca knows everyone so tells Macca he wants to meet the Pope. Macca reluctantly agrees to take John to the pope and they leave for the Vatican the next day.
Upon arrival, there is masses of people waiting for a glimpse of the pope who is due to wave from his balcony. Macca tells John to wait in the crowd as there is no way both of them will be able to see him, but he tells John to keep looking at the balcony were he will see Macca with the Pope.
About half an hour later Macca returns looking for John, who he finds absolutely fuming and looks like he is going to kill someone. Macca say “whats up mate, you ok, did you see me up there on the balcony”
To which john replies
“I couldn’t, but the guy next to me just asked – “Whose that small, bald, old **** standing next to Macca!!”
Anyway, Macca’s in the pub one afternoon telling anyone who listens how he knows everyone in the world. His best mate John starts to get fed up and doesn’t believe that Macca knows everyone and asks Macca to prove it. Macca says fine, who would you like to meet. John replies that he fancies Jordon and would love to meet her. Macca gets on his mobile, and a few minutes later him and John jump into his car and are travelling to London to meet Jordon at her favourite club. Upon arrival they meet Jordon who is all over Macca telling him how much she has missed him.
John is pretty stunned but doesn’t want to lose the bet so say’s “I bet you don’t know Tony Blair”. The next day Macca and John make the way to 10 Downing Street, they are stopped at the door by the on duty police officer who says “Alright Macca, hows it going, Tony’s upstairs, go on up he’s missed you”
They then go on to meet the PM and John is absolutely gob smacked at how well Blair and Macca know each other. John is still not convinced that Macca knows everyone so tells Macca he wants to meet the Pope. Macca reluctantly agrees to take John to the pope and they leave for the Vatican the next day.
Upon arrival, there is masses of people waiting for a glimpse of the pope who is due to wave from his balcony. Macca tells John to wait in the crowd as there is no way both of them will be able to see him, but he tells John to keep looking at the balcony were he will see Macca with the Pope.
About half an hour later Macca returns looking for John, who he finds absolutely fuming and looks like he is going to kill someone. Macca say “whats up mate, you ok, did you see me up there on the balcony”
To which john replies
“I couldn’t, but the guy next to me just asked – “Whose that small, bald, old **** standing next to Macca!!”
Oh dear... 
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