Paddy jokes

[Kaip]

i know..........none of his jokes made me laugh




This is a proper joke


Paddy and his wife were in bed one night and the neighbours dog is barking like **** in the garden.Paddy says **** this and storms downstairs.........5 mins later he comes back upstairs and his wife says what did you do?? Paddy says i've put the ****ing dog in our garden, lets see how they ****ing like it

[paulcooper4]

i know..........none of his jokes made me laugh




This is a proper joke


Paddy and his wife were in bed one night and the neighbours dog is barking like **** in the garden.Paddy says **** this and storms downstairs.........5 mins later he comes back upstairs and his wife says what did you do?? Paddy says i've put the ****ing dog in our garden, lets see how they ****ing like it

[Kaip]

How do you sink an Irish submarine?.............Knock on the hatch.

[Kaip]

Paddy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of tequila. The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and immediately asks for another. The bartender gives him another shot. The man downs the second one and slams the glass on the bar again. He repeatedly asks for shots of tequila until the bartender refuses him to give him anymore.

Disgustedly the Paddy exits the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender making a complete fool of himself. About two minutes later Paddy comes running back in the bar in panic. He urgently asks the bartender to hand him the phone.

Paddy takes the phone and dials 999. When the operator answers the phone and he says, "Somebody has broken into my car.

They took my steering wheel, my accelerator and brake pedal, and even my dashboard."

The Operator replies that the Guards will be down in a few minutes. Paddy walks out of the bar again, then returns a couple of minutes later. He picks up the phone and dials 999 again. When the operator answers the phone he says, "I just called about a car that had been broken into. Never mind I mistakenly got in the back seat."

[Bob]

They ain't very funny fella

i know..........none of his jokes made me laugh

I think they were a pastiche on Kaip's efforts.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Is this racist Mods???

[Kaip]

I think they were a pastiche on Kaip's efforts.

Thanks for pointing that out Bob..........me and coops being really really dull never thought of that

[Bob]

Thanks for pointing that out Bob..........me and coops being really really dull never thought of that

Tell me you DIDN'T have to look up, "pastiche".

[Kaip]

Tell me you DIDN'T have to look up, "pastiche".

Dont think i've ever used that word in my lifetime BUT i had a good idea what it meant

[Red Chilli]

Is this racist Mods???

I'm not a Mod, but I can confirm that it is not racist.

T'be sure

[Red Chilli]

Tell me you DIDN'T have to look up, "pastiche".

Dont think i've ever used that word in my lifetime BUT i had a good idea what it meant

It's a Dutch pasty isn't it?

[bazza76]

I'm not a Mod, but I can confirm that it is not racist.

T'be sure

As the wise Alan Partridge once said.
There's is more to Oirland, den dis.

[Kaip]

As the wise Alan Partridge once said.
There's is more to Oirland, den dis.

[bazza76]

PS
There are actually some good ones there

[paulcooper4]

Dont think i've ever used that word in my lifetime BUT i had a good idea what it meant

Lying welsh *******