Two Glaswegian nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are travelling from
Scotland through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are
stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of
the car and hisses through the windshield.
'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?'
'Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says
Sister Helen.
Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about,but he clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs.
I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.
Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the
waterburns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.
'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your
cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister
Senga.
She opens the window and shouts.......
"Get the **** aff the ****in' car ya wee ******* ye
Scotland through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are
stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of
the car and hisses through the windshield.
'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?'
'Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says
Sister Helen.
Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about,but he clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs.
I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.
Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the
waterburns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.
'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your
cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister
Senga.
She opens the window and shouts.......
"Get the **** aff the ****in' car ya wee ******* ye