The dumbest woman in the Universe

[cobain]

I heard this on the radio while in a gym so I came home and searched for it.

I pissed my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

[cobain]

And an immediate parodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQc6oBCuDXk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WbOUwbwr2w

and excuses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQKNvPn3V-8

[Darth Marty]

what the hell was she on about.................

[cobain]

what the hell was she on about.................

Exactly

Parodies are funny too

[Guest]

What's about the 'smelly fanny' part in your sig bro ? Care to share with us ?

[Milan_Milan]

She's fit, but what an answer!!

[cobain]

What's about the 'smelly fanny' part in your sig bro ? Care to share with us ?

Yeah, okay.

I participated in a thread called "The worst smell in the world" on some other forum and another member mentioned that the worst smell he ever witnessed was a smelly *****.

By reading that, it brought back memories of this bird I went out with for a week about 4 years ago. She invited me to her house for a night, so I went. Her parents were out, so we started to make out and I lifted her skirt and pulled her panties down, when this HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, UGLY, UNDEFINED, GARY NEVILLE, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, TERRIBLE and ULTRA HORRENDOUS smell came out. My nose died that instant and I almost puked. She asked me what was wrong when I went across the room. I told her to get a shower! She was offended and kicked me out of her house. Thank flying f*** for that, I say!

Usually when I invite a bird to my flat, I make sure I take a shower, am clean and shave my face. Maybe my expectations were too high, but that was definitely the worst smell ever! I can't describe it.

I still get chills down my spine when I think of that incident

So yes, if you ask me, there is nothing worse than a smelly fanny

[rico1304]

I've heard the worst smell in the world is a kippers fanny.

[JohnDoe]

I feel sorry for her.

[wiw]

I heard this on the radio while in a gym so I came home and searched for it.

I pissed my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Is the bloke in that video A.C Slater?

[James]

I heard this on the radio while in a gym so I came home and searched for it.

I pissed my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Regardless I still would!!

[Red_Polo]

Is the bloke in that video A.C Slater?

Yeah I thought the same, it's got to be

I actually feel quite sorry for the girl. OK, maybe she's not the sharpest tool in the box, but it was the nerves that really made her look so damn thick. Must be ****ing hard as an 18 year old to have so much of the world laughing at you.

[cobain]

I actually feel quite sorry for the girl. OK, maybe she's not the sharpest tool in the box, but it was the nerves that really made her look so damn thick. Must be ****ing hard as an 18 year old to have so much of the world laughing at you.

She said she was very nervous when giving an answer. But that ain't an excuse now is it? It's not like it was the toughest question in the world. She could have said anything else an it would be better.

I think the problem is the way they think - they think that if they say something about Iraq or something similar, the jury would like it and give them points (or whatever they give).

Nonetheless, that was the dumbest answer and probably the worst option she could pick.

[carheex]

Yeah, okay.

I participated in a thread called "The worst smell in the world" on some other forum and another member mentioned that the worst smell he ever witnessed was a smelly *****.

By reading that, it brought back memories of this bird I went out with for a week about 4 years ago. She invited me to her house for a night, so I went. Her parents were out, so we started to make out and I lifted her skirt and pulled her panties down, when this HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, UGLY, UNDEFINED, GARY NEVILLE, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, TERRIBLE and ULTRA HORRENDOUS smell came out. My nose died that instant and I almost puked. She asked me what was wrong when I went across the room. I told her to get a shower! She was offended and kicked me out of her house. Thank flying f*** for that, I say!

Usually when I invite a bird to my flat, I make sure I take a shower, am clean and shave my face. Maybe my expectations were too high, but that was definitely the worst smell ever! I can't describe it.

I still get chills down my spine when I think of that incident

So yes, if you ask me, there is nothing worse than a smelly fanny

A couple of things:

1) if the smell was that bad, surely a pair of panties wouldn't have been enough to contain the smell unless they were airtight
2) nothing worse than a smelly fanny? i disagree - what if you'd pulled down her panties and found a smelly cock...surely that would have been worse?!

[RedReet]

Looks like Jessica Simpson and she still would have got my vote if she answered every question like that.