The dumbest woman in the Universe

[cobain]

A couple of things:

1) if the smell was that bad, surely a pair of panties wouldn't have been enough to contain the smell unless they were airtight
2) nothing worse than a smelly fanny? i disagree - what if you'd pulled down her panties and found a smelly cock...surely that would have been worse?!

1. As I'm not a midget, the smell didn't reach my nose while we were standing. I smelled THAT **** after I came near to those panties.

2. Smelly cock ... Now there's an option I never thought of. Would have been worse, yeah

[sean_lfc]

1. As I'm not a midget, the smell didn't reach my nose while we were standing. I smelled THAT **** after I came near to those panties.

2. Smelly cock ... Now there's an option I never thought of. Would have been worse, yeah

I've been there mate, the most horrendous fish smell ever. Did I care? Did I ****, I smashed her senseless anyway, she wasn't fit either, I didn't give a toss, any hole's a goal. Left about 2 minutes after I jizzed her eheheh

[Maestro]

I've been there mate, the most horrendous fish smell ever. Did I care? Did I ****, I smashed her senseless anyway, she wasn't fit either, I didn't give a toss, any hole's a goal. Left about 2 minutes after I jizzed her eheheh

And who said romance was dead?

[Subby]

I've been there mate, the most horrendous fish smell ever. Did I care? Did I ****, I smashed her senseless anyway, she wasn't fit either, I didn't give a toss, any hole's a goal. Left about 2 minutes after I jizzed her eheheh

any port in a storm eh mate

[Joe King]

Typifies ****ing dopey yanks