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    The Landlord


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    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs
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    She drinks almost as much as my kids...
    There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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      #3
      Originally posted by rushscored4 View Post


      She drinks almost as much as my kids...
      what **** moved this down here, now nobody will see it
      Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
      'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

      "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

      * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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        #4
        At your service.
        Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Glove View Post
          At your service.
          your quick, i'll give you that.
          Shouldn't it go to a panel or something before its moved
          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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            #6
            Nope. Otherwise **** all would get done.
            Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Glove View Post
              Nope. Otherwise **** all would get done.
              I'm gonna have to steer clear of you
              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                #8
                He didn't move my ad gag. Not funny enough I presume.
                "Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch". It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind and that's what life's about. Trouble is these days you never see a dog on the pitch".

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Monty View Post
                  He didn't move my ad gag. Not funny enough I presume.
                  OI Glove, whats with the favourtism
                  Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                  'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                  "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                  * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
                    OI Glove, whats with the favourtism
                    Not the best mod in the world is he - i've questioned his motives previously. He'll lose his prefect status if he carries on!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by carheex View Post
                      Not the best mod in the world is he - i've questioned his motives previously. He'll lose his prefect status if he carries on!

                      Ok.
                      Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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