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    #16
    Originally posted by God-9 View Post
    Why doesn't Michael Barrymore's house have any ashtrays?

    He prefers to put his fags out in the pool.
    Originally posted by God-9 View Post
    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

    Bit of both, this is a rape.

    Bernhard Manning lives on
    **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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      #17
      How do you know when your sister is on the rags?

      Your dads dick tastes funny.

      **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Pacman View Post
        How do you know when your sister is on the rags?

        Your dads dick tastes funny.



        Is it ok if I post a racist joke? I wont if anyones going to get offended
        Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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          #19
          Originally posted by superdan View Post


          Is it ok if I post a racist joke? I wont if anyones going to get offended
          I wouldn't matey
          **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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            #20
            Originally posted by superdan View Post


            Is it ok if I post a racist joke? I wont if anyones going to get offended
            Actually, I dont need to be racist.

            Why was it such a tragedy when 19 Mancs died in a bus crash??






            The bus held 20
            Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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              #21
              What do you call jewish mom's boobs? Jews. (seen on South Park )
              Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

              going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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                #22
                Originally posted by God-9 View Post
                Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

                Bit of both, this is a rape.

                Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

                going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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                  #23
                  Q: What's black and screams?

















                  A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron








                  Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?





















                  A: Steven Hawkins in a house fire



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                    #24
                    Originally posted by leviathan1984
                    ...
                    What's the fastest thing on land?




                    Stevie Wonder's speedboat!

                    ...
                    Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by God-9 View Post
                      What's the fastest thing on land?


                      Stevie Wonder's speedboat!

                      **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by God-9 View Post
                        What's the fastest thing on land?




                        Stevie Wonder's speedboat!

                        You're a funny man God-9
                        Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                          #27
                          awesome!
                          I have a harsh kinda story which I laughed at anyway.

                          A friend of mine had some family member die because he crashed into a cow and the cow went through the wind screen and crushed him dead.
                          I don't think my mate was impressed, he stood infront of me while I laughed for like 10 minutes hahaha

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by narmour View Post
                            awesome!
                            I have a harsh kinda story which I laughed at anyway.

                            A friend of mine had some family member die because he crashed into a cow and the cow went through the wind screen and crushed him dead.
                            I don't think my mate was impressed, he stood infront of me while I laughed for like 10 minutes hahaha
                            Ya couldn't make it up!



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                              #29
                              Originally posted by leviathan1984 View Post
                              Ya couldn't make it up!



                              No, my made up ones promote a boot im affraid

                              Hahahaha, soo funny though. Everyone dies like, might aswell have the last laugh....

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by cobain View Post
                                What do you call jewish mom's boobs? Jews. (seen on South Park )
                                It's 'Jewbs'
                                Like blood on iron

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