A guy walks into a very high tech bar. As he sat down on the stool, he noticed the bartender was a robot. The robot immediately clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought for a moment, then replied, "A martini please"
The robot beeped a few times and mixed the best martini the man ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164" The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, latest medical breakthroughs etc.,etc., The man was most impressed.
The man left the bar and wondered about the IQ question. He returned later and once again the robot clicked to attention and asked what the man would have? "A martini please"
Again, it was superb. The robot then asked, "What is your IQ sir ?" This time the man answered, "Oh about a hundred" and the robot started discussing Top Gear, Football, Rugby and the latest score from the test match at Headingly. Once again the man was impressed, but he just had to try it one more time.
He left the bar once again and returned and took a stool at the bar. Another faultless martini and the inevitable question, "Sir, what is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out, "Oh, about 50"
The robot beeped and clicked and then leaned very close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h M-o-y-e-s" ?????
The man thought for a moment, then replied, "A martini please"
The robot beeped a few times and mixed the best martini the man ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164" The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, latest medical breakthroughs etc.,etc., The man was most impressed.
The man left the bar and wondered about the IQ question. He returned later and once again the robot clicked to attention and asked what the man would have? "A martini please"
Again, it was superb. The robot then asked, "What is your IQ sir ?" This time the man answered, "Oh about a hundred" and the robot started discussing Top Gear, Football, Rugby and the latest score from the test match at Headingly. Once again the man was impressed, but he just had to try it one more time.
He left the bar once again and returned and took a stool at the bar. Another faultless martini and the inevitable question, "Sir, what is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out, "Oh, about 50"
The robot beeped and clicked and then leaned very close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h M-o-y-e-s" ?????
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