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    a woman slips naked

    in her bathroom and ends up doin the splits and getting herself suctioned to the floor by her fanny

    her husband try as he may just cant budge her so he calls his pal who says i,ll go get a hammer,we can break the tiles and lift her

    hubby says"ok i,ll lick her ear and play with her tits while your gone"

    "why ?" says his pal

    the husband replies"if i can get her wetmaybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are f uckin cheaper"
    Last edited by justyafivetimes; 15-09-07, 08:18 PM.

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    Originally posted by justyafivetimes View Post
    in her bathroom and ends up doin the splits and getting herself suctioned to the floor by her fanny

    her husband try as he may just cant budge her so he calls his pal who says i,ll go get a hammer,we can break the tiles and lift her

    hubby says"ok i,ll lick her ear and play with her tits while your gone"

    "why ?" says his pal

    the husband replies"if i can get her wetmaybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are f uckin cheaper"
    Nasty
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    going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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      LMFAO
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