A female chelsea fan....

[paulcooper4]

....got 2 tattoo`s done on her thighs, they were portraits of her favourite players. One was of Frank Lampard and the other was John Terry.

She thought they looked great but wanted a 2`nd opinion. Whilst out on the piss she pulled a bloke and took him home. He was a chelsea fan too so she asked him to have a look at her tattoos and give his opinion.

He whipped her kecks off and replied "I havent a ****in clue who them 2 on your thighs are, but that one in the middle with the curly black hair and big ****off lips is deffo shaun wright phillips!"

[pezzzer]

quality mate, utter quality

[badpiggy]

quality mate, utter quality

(assuming sarcastic intent here) "coops" likes to push the envelope a bit when it comes to issues of race/gender/general c/untmongery

[paulcooper4]

(assuming sarcastic intent here) "coops" likes to push the envelope a bit when it comes to issues of race/gender/general c/untmongery

Its a joke yer big fanny. Or are you telling me that shaun right phillips doesnt have big **** off lips and curly hair?

[paulcooper4]

(assuming sarcastic intent here) "coops" likes to push the envelope a bit when it comes to issues of race/gender/general c/untmongery

Its a joke yer big fanny. Or are you telling me that shaun right phillips doesnt have big **** off lips and curly hair?

[badpiggy]

Its a joke yer big fanny. Or are you telling me that shaun right phillips doesnt have big **** off lips and curly hair?

why single him out?

[pezzzer]

why single him out?

to be fair mate, if her minnie looked anything like drogba i'd run a ****ing mile

[Rocket]

why single him out?

yeh coops, why single him out?

[nobbylad]

I've heard of a dog with 2 dicks but a bird with 3 ****s!?

[badpiggy]

to be fair mate, if her minnie looked anything like drogba i'd run a ****ing mile

best slang version of a slang word i've heard in ages. good point as well - in that case an SWP-style "minnie" is the lesser of 2 evils.

[paulcooper4]

best slang version of a slang word i've heard in ages. good point as well - in that case an SWP-style "minnie" is the lesser of 2 evils.

why point that out gob****e?

[paulcooper4]

yeh coops, why single him out?

and you can **** off as well midget

[Pacman]

Bad taste paul, bad taste

[paulcooper4]

So my jokes **** then?




















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[Pacman]

So my jokes **** then?




















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