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    Young couple....

    A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together.

    They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful

    desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young

    woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a

    piss. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind

    a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he

    waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous

    legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain

    his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the

    foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand

    further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment,

    he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

    He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?

    No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh it instead.
    Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
    Those that killed her, were following the law.

    #2
    Originally posted by kev776 View Post
    A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together.

    They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful

    desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young

    woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a

    piss. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind

    a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he

    waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous

    legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain

    his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the

    foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand

    further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment,

    he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

    He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?

    No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh it instead.
    EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now I'm thinking of it

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      #3
      Originally posted by kev776 View Post
      A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together.

      They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful

      desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young

      woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a

      piss. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind

      a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he

      waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous

      legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain

      his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the

      foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand

      further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment,

      he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

      He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?

      No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh it instead.
      Quality
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        #4
        good one
        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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          #5
          No matter how far back you seem, when you're blessed with class, anything is possible. Chris Bascombe Sep 21 2006

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            #6
            ha ha ha! so descriptive too!
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              #7
              Vile... will have to email that one

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