Vacuum Salesman

[carheex]

a little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a vacuum cleaner salesman,
"**** off", she says.
Next thing, he tips a bucket of horse **** on her hallway carpet & says,
"if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse **** madam, i'll eat the remainder".
"Well", she says, "i hope you're ****ing hungry because the electricity was cut off this morning!"

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

a little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a vacuum cleaner salesman,
"**** off", she says.
Next thing, he tips a bucket of horse **** on her hallway carpet & says,
"if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse **** madam, i'll eat the remainder".
"Well", she says, "i hope you're ****ing hungry because the electricity was cut off this morning!"

[Pacman]

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

[Pacman]

[Pacman]

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

[Imy]

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Just to make Carheex feel better, but still on the same theme

[Pacman]

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Smell my finger

[Pacman]

Smell my finger

As long as you smell mine......

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

As long as you smell mine......

Deal, as long as you lick his thumb.

[Pacman]

Deal, as long as you lick his thumb.

Deal, as long as you sniff his hand

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Deal, as long as you sniff his hand

Sorted, as long as you play with this fella's balls