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    Martin Jol is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money.
    Jol attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Jol is out cold.
    The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Jol.
    After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide."

    Jol replies, "**** ME , is it May already?"

    #2
    Ba-dum tish
    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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      #3
      it's 1997 all over again!

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        #4
        Originally posted by KOP View Post
        Martin Jol is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money.
        Jol attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Jol is out cold.
        The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Jol.
        After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide."

        Jol replies, "**** ME , is it May already?"
        RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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          #5
          Originally posted by KOP View Post
          Martin Jol is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money.
          Jol attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Jol is out cold.
          The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Jol.
          After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide."

          Jol replies, "**** ME , is it May already?"
          Hehe, not bad... will forward to me Spurs mate

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