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    18/54

    A businessman sends an email to his wife….

    My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

    Therefore, after reading this email, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

    Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.

    When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table …

    My Dear Husband,

    I received your e-mail and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are ALSO 54 years old.

    At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.

    As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:

    18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

    Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

    RAFA

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    Originally posted by Darth Marty View Post
    A businessman sends an email to his wife….

    My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

    Therefore, after reading this email, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

    Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.

    When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table …

    My Dear Husband,

    I received your e-mail and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are ALSO 54 years old.

    At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.

    As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:

    18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

    Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

    PWNED
    Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

    going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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      #3
      FLMAO
      Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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