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Soccer moves invented by Man Utd Pirates

* Dying Swan dive (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Stop, Drop and Cry like a girl (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Wear salad dressing on their head (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Fall Over when touched (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Fall Over when not touched (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Fall Over at the sight of defenders ready to tackle (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Fall Over at the sight of defenders not ready to tackle (Cristiano Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson... etc..)
* Double-Team dive (Cristiano Ronaldo & Nani)
* Saying Arsenal are cheating (Alex Ferguson)
* Saying referees are unfair (Manchester Red Sox Ltd.)
* Elastico dive (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Pinball shot (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* How high do you want the net special (Cristiano Ronaldo)
* Roundhouse kick (Paul Scholes)

Soccer moves invented by Chel$ki Abramograd FC

* Dying Swan dive (Drogba)
* Stop, Drop and Cry like a girl (Robben)
* Wear salad dressing on their head (Robben)
* Fall Over when touched (Robben)
* Shot on goal every time you can, even if you were in the middle of the field (Robben)
* Fall Over when not touched (Drogba)
* Fall Over at the sight of defenders ready to tackle (Robben, Drogba)
* Double-Team dive (where Drogba and Robben fall down together)
* Saying Barcelona are cheating
* Elastico dive (where you pretend to dive left, but instead dive right)
* Pinball shot (Lampard)
* How high do you want the net special (Lampard)
* Burger eating contest (Lampard)
* Fighting Cesc Fabregas (Lampard)

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