A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast:
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.
He declines. : "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off me appetite."
At lunchtime, she again asks if he would like something to eat: "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she asks. Again he declines: "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off me appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
Once more, he declines: "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off me appetite."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting the **** off me? I'm starving."
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.
He declines. : "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off me appetite."
At lunchtime, she again asks if he would like something to eat: "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she asks. Again he declines: "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off me appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
Once more, he declines: "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off me appetite."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting the **** off me? I'm starving."
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