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    random jokes!!

    2 sausages in an oven, one turns to the other and says "christ its hot in here, isn't it?" and the other one says "**** me, a talkin sausage"

    how do you know if a blonde has been at your pc?
    theres tip-ex on the screen.

    how do you know a 2nd blonde has been at it?
    theres writing on the tip-ex.
    "What are ya gonna do, release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you"
    "In america 1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"
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    #2
    those tip-ex jokes have just been done to death
    "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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      #3
      How do you drown a blonde?

      Glue the brick to the bottom of the pool.


      La tristesse durera toujours

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        #4
        What is Winnie the Poohs grandsons name?


        Winnie the turd.


        Thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal
        Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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          #5
          I know its not that funny, but that sausage joke made me laugh my arse off all morning...
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