mary lands up to the gates of heaven and is greeted by st. peter.
st peter is taking her details when all of a sudden a woman in the background starts screaming.
what to **** is that? says mary. dont worry its just a woman having two holes drilled in her back to attach the wings, says peter
ten mins later the screaming starts again this time louder than the last time..... worryingly she looks at St. Peter, he says not to worry they are now drilling a hole in her head to attach the halo.
**** that i would probably be better off in hell, says mary
god no you would get raped down there, says peter
well at least i have a hole for that, says mary
st peter is taking her details when all of a sudden a woman in the background starts screaming.
what to **** is that? says mary. dont worry its just a woman having two holes drilled in her back to attach the wings, says peter
ten mins later the screaming starts again this time louder than the last time..... worryingly she looks at St. Peter, he says not to worry they are now drilling a hole in her head to attach the halo.
**** that i would probably be better off in hell, says mary
god no you would get raped down there, says peter
well at least i have a hole for that, says mary
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