wayne rooney

[kewellnthegang]

is sitting at the table glum faced and confused


"coleen" he shouts "ive been tryin this tiger jigsaw for 3 hours and i just cant get it done can you come and help me babe ? "


coleen runs down the stairs huffin and puffin

walks into the room and says

" wayne


put the fookin frosties back in the box you thick bars tard

[Infadel]

The old ones are the best!!!

[Angry Dan]

The old ones are the best!!!

No, they're Great

[Parm]

taxi, how old is that!

[kewellnthegang]

taxi, how old is that!

apologies got it off some dizzy bird

and as i saw so many olden not golden jokes on here thought half of ya wouldnt of heard that one either

[pezzzer]

he is a thick manc

dont get me started on that though