Funny Quiz Answers

[Buzzo]

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant: Holland?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.

[Tee]

[Norbs]

[Maxiedge]

[Red_Polo]

Some of these are great

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[badpiggy]

[QUOTE]On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?' to which I confidently replied 'cunt'. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately! Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family?
Noel, Leeds/[QUOTE]

[Stanbull]

I was in a quiz with my wife and there was a question about the film The Dirty Dozen and she said is that the one with seven of them in it!

[ChesterDave]

I'm convinced the people on this Two Tribes are forced to appear.

They can't be applying because they think they know stuff.

[wiw]

This is fictitious and from a TV show, but i nearly wet myself when first seeing it on Phoenix Nights:

Ray Von/The Quiz Ninja: And the answer is, the Shroud of Turin.
Phoenix Nights Quiz Team: Ah, sh*t.
Kenny Junior: What did we put ?
Kenny Senior: Lisa Stansfield

[ChesterDave]

On Eggheads and actually one of the Eggheads not a contestant.

And I don't care they might not like football they are smug buggers so I'm going to mock. I missed the exact questions but based on the answer...

Who took over from Alex Ferguson as manager of Manchester United.


He gave the answer Tommy Docherty.

[Fivex]

Wow, absolutely mental.

Thanks for letting us know.

[ChesterDave]

Anytime. Its a service I like to provide. I would have created a new thread if it was that gob****e CJ getting it wrong.

[dom9]

Wow, absolutely mental.

Thanks for letting us know.

[PTP]

On Eggheads and actually one of the Eggheads not a contestant.

And I don't care they might not like football they are smug buggers so I'm going to mock. I missed the exact questions but based on the answer...

Who took over from Alex Ferguson as manager of Manchester United.


He gave the answer Tommy Docherty.

Haha I was watching, the question ws which former Manchester United manager went on to manage real sociedad in 2014

[brightred]

Last year while in Lanzarote myself and the family won a pub quiz. I was very happy and stood up and gave a speech, promising to return and compete again.

We returned to Lanzarote this year but my family refused to go to the quiz.

Apparently I'm embarrassing.