Funny Quiz Answers

[Gray]

Great story

[Vermilion]

Last year while in Lanzarote myself and the family won a pub quiz. I was very happy and stood up and gave a speech, promising to return and compete again.

We returned to Lanzarote this year but my family refused to go to the quiz.

Apparently I'm embarrassing.

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[tanner]

Last year while in Lanzarote myself and the family won a pub quiz. I was very happy and stood up and gave a speech, promising to return and compete again.

We returned to Lanzarote this year but my family refused to go to the quiz.

Apparently I'm embarrassing.

A story well worthy of resurrecting a 9 year old thread.

[Kenneth]

wtf

[ChesterDave]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVMWfOmFTs"]Weakest Link - Stupidest answer ever - YouTube[/ame]

[ChesterDave]

Pointless Celebrities: An element in the periodic table beginning with a letter in the second half of the alphabet

Arlene Phillips: A Flame (aflame? Not suite sure what hideously wrong answer on multiple levels she was trying to give))

[ChesterDave]

Have we all seen this doing the rounds from Pointless yesterday?

http://metro.co.uk/video/pointless-contestant-rolls-eyes-friend-1385173/

[Mike]

Yet another

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[Subby]

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

[Venton]

Last year while in Lanzarote myself and the family won a pub quiz. I was very happy and stood up and gave a speech, promising to return and compete again.

We returned to Lanzarote this year but my family refused to go to the quiz.

Apparently I'm embarrassing.

[ChesterDave]

The ancient civilisation that built Watling Street is still my all time favourite. Outstandingly bad answer.

[greenbloodred]

From RTE 2FM :

Q : Name a bird with a long neck?

A : Naomi Campbell


Q : Name a famous bridge

A : A Bridge Over Troubled Water


Q : Can you divide 48 by 16?

A : Yes!


Q : What was Hitlers first name?

A : Heil!

[Fan65]

Q : What was Ghandi's first name?

A : Goosey

[razortoddy]

My favourite was on Radio Merseyside.
"Who or what lives in an apiary?"
"No idea, could I have a clue please?
"Think of wax"
" Is it turtles?"

[rodo]

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