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    62 Things Dubs love

    1 Aslan
    > 2 Heroin (See 1)
    > 3 Stealin'
    > 4 Joy-ridin'
    > 5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?" ( You Know What I Mean )
    > 6 Shamrock Rovers
    > 7 Social welfare
    > 8 Keyin' Cars
    > 9 Pop Idol
    > 10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
    > 11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
    > 12 Compo
    > 13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
    > 14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,
    > Corpo)
    >15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
    > 16 John Player Blue
    > 17 Burberry
    > 18 Burglary
    > 19 Fair City
    > 20 Celtic shirts
    > 21 'Taches
    > 22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding
    >
    > Halloween
    > 23 Sky Digital
    > 24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
    > 25 Travelling in packs
    > 26 Moochin'
    > 27 Swearing at their babies
    > 28 Getting their mot's preggers
    > 29 Champion Sports
    > 30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
    > 31 Skippin' school
    > 32 Skippin' bail
    > 33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast
    > on the bus
    > 34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
    > 35 Funtasia
    > 36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
    > 37 Man U
    > 38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
    > 39 Pushing prams while smoking
    > 40 Earrings (for guys)
    > 41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
    > 42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do
    > something
    > 43 Baseball caps
    > 44 Sawn-off Shotguns
    > 45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
    > 46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by
    > someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my
    > witness)
    > 47 Shop-liftin'
    > 48 Tamangos
    > 49 Not payin' the bus fare
    > 50 Curry Chips and a burger
    > 51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they
    > get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
    > 52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word '******'
    > 53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away
    > from the Four Courts
    > 54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent
    > Senseless Mayhem will suffice
    > 55 Pissing in Elevators
    > 56 Being an authority on everything
    > 57 Knee-cappings
    > 58 Racism
    > 59 Smiley Bolger
    > 60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick
    > with ears from the back
    >61 Not readin' bukes
    > And...
    > 62 Complaining about culchies
    "With Ron Yeats in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal."

    Bill Shankly

    #2
    Brilliant .
    "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


    La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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      #3
      63. Fila .
      "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


      La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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        #4
        very good.
        But whats this about Man USA?
        You will see more LFC shirts around Dublin that United ones. Just thought i'd throw that in.
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          Originally posted by bazza76
          very good.
          But whats this about Man USA?
          You will see more LFC shirts around Dublin that United ones. Just thought i'd throw that in.
          Fair enough Bazza. I'm only passing it on. You dont think I made all those up.

          61 then
          "With Ron Yeats in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal."

          Bill Shankly

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jack D Rips
            Fair enough Bazza. I'm only passing it on. You dont think I made all those up.

            61 then
            Not even 61. Who the **** is smiley bolger, name sounds familiar, but he also sounds like a :whatever:
            Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
            'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

            "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

            * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jack D Rips
              You dont think I made all those up.
              Was kinda thinking of making a culchie list myself didnt like the last culchie list
              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                #8
                Originally posted by bazza76
                Was kinda thinking of making a culchie list myself didnt like the last culchie list
                Please do make a culchie list

                Can wait to read such wisdom

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