A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind --
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer
is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell thatjoke ?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes
his head, and mutters,"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind --
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer
is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell thatjoke ?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes
his head, and mutters,"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
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