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    Good ol' Aussies!

    An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid.As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent.Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.This goes on for 5 nights.

    On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him.She asks him where he's from in Australia. "Melbourne", he tells her."So am I. What suburb?" she enquires."Glen Iris" he replies."That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?""Cameo Street" he replies."This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering;"What number?""Number 20", he replies.She is totally astonished."You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!""I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN
    We come not to play.

    #2
    Hahahaha
    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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      #3
      To be fair though I've never met an Aussie man clever enough to pull a stunt like that.
      **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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        #4
        And no self-respecting Australian would drink Fosters

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          #5
          Originally posted by Trippendicular View Post
          And no self-respecting Australian would drink Fosters
          most australians i know would drink anything.....

          and in fairness most are pretty good at it too..

          met a mate the other evening, he called it "the six o clock swill" ... i was a bad second
          "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

          "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Trippendicular View Post
            And no self-respecting Australian would drink Fosters


            ive never even seen it here on tap.
            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pacman View Post
              To be fair though I've never met an Aussie man clever enough to pull a stunt like that.
              ive never met any man clever enough....and ive travelled the globe:bird:
              "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

              "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                #8
                Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                ive never met any man clever enough....and ive travelled the globe:bird:
                Especially the Aussie men
                **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post


                  ive never even seen it here on tap.
                  Fosters is like Australia's leprachaun.

                  Everybody things the place is swamped in the stuff but when you get there it's nowhere to be seen.

                  Can't beat the Cascade.
                  A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                    #10
                    Carlton Cold.
                    "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by tommyg View Post
                      Carlton Cold.
                      Plays for West Ham doesn't he?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post
                        Fosters is like Australia's leprachaun.

                        Everybody things the place is swamped in the stuff but when you get there it's nowhere to be seen.


                        Can't beat the Cascade.




                        Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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                          #13
                          Fosters = Poor Piss

                          Drink Tooeys!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post


                            ive never even seen it here on tap.
                            That's because it's brewed for export only - terrible piss altogether . Carlton Draught is your only man.
                            "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


                            La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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                              #15
                              the ultimate ****e drinks

                              Northern Ireland has Harp
                              Scotland has Tennants
                              Aus has Fosters

                              what other ****e "national" drinks are there out there?
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