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    Such a sad story!

    woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight
    response on the monitor when she touched her.
    They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went
    into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
    The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

    The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked. "

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    Hee Hee.....

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      #3
      the old ones....


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        #4
        Are the best ones...
        I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best, isn't very nice

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          #5
          Giggle
          **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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            #6
            Why haven't the mods moved this yet. Get a move on people
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              #7
              That is a ****in funny joke that.
              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                #8
                Ah...an old classic.
                A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                  #9


                  Ain't heard that before!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Michael View Post
                    woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
                    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight
                    response on the monitor when she touched her.
                    They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
                    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went
                    into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
                    The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

                    The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked. "
                    Nice one mate!!

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                      #11


                      Tonight is one of the funniest since I joined here
                      Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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