An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
>
> They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
> He's so familiar
>
> and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and
>
> stare,until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"
>
> Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
> pint of Guinness, a pint of
>
> Fosters and a bottle of Buckfast.
>
> Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints
> slowly, one after
>
> another. After he's finished the drinks Jesus approaches the trio.
>
> He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
> Guinness. When he lets
>
> go, the Irishman gives a cry of
>
> amazement: "My God! the arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
> miracle!"
>
> Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
> go, the man's eyes
>
> widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is
> completely gone! It's a miracle."
>
> Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table in
> trying to get away from
>
> the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus
>
> The Scouser shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefits!"
>
> They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
> He's so familiar
>
> and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and
>
> stare,until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"
>
> Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
> pint of Guinness, a pint of
>
> Fosters and a bottle of Buckfast.
>
> Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints
> slowly, one after
>
> another. After he's finished the drinks Jesus approaches the trio.
>
> He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
> Guinness. When he lets
>
> go, the Irishman gives a cry of
>
> amazement: "My God! the arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
> miracle!"
>
> Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
> go, the man's eyes
>
> widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is
> completely gone! It's a miracle."
>
> Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table in
> trying to get away from
>
> the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus
>
> The Scouser shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefits!"
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