Jewish Grandmother

[kev776]

A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach.
He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting
to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears
from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.

The water recedes and the boy is no longer there, he was swept away.
The grandma holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries:
"Lord, my GOD, how could you?

Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother?
Haven't I been a wonderful mother?
Haven't I kept a kosher home?
Haven't I given to charity?
Haven't I lit candles every Friday night?
Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"

A voice booms from the sky, "All right, already!"

A moment later, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes
on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there.
He is smiling and splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.
The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"

She responds, "He had a hat."

[Dan]

[tommyg]

A young jewish boy returns home from school one day and says to his mother
"Mum i got a part in the school play! Its the part of the jewish father." To which the mother replied "You march back up to that school this instant and tell them you want a speaking part!"