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    big gay simon

    big gay simon goes to the doctors to get his test results.

    the doc says im sorry simon but you have got aids.

    simon is devestated and asks the doctor what to do.

    the doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalpeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts half a box of all bran and to top it all off drink a gallon of prune juice...

    will this cure me? asks simon.....

    no said the doctoer but it will give yoiu a better understanding of what your arse is for
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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    A gay catholic priest once told me that same joke on holiday. Not sure if the irony escaped him but he seemed to find it hilarious.

    Soon after his holiday he was outed on an ITV program and excommunicated, or whatever it is they do to gay priests these days. Normally they would send him to a boy's comprehensive in an underprivileged area.
    up your bum

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      #3
      rubbish joke

      and from me.............that is saying something
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          #5
          Originally posted by captainfog View Post
          rubbish joke

          and from me.............that is saying something


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            #6
            Originally posted by captainfog View Post
            rubbish joke

            and from me.............that is saying something
            if you dont get it you dont get it i suppose
            "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

            "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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              #7
              Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
              A gay catholic priest once told me that same joke on holiday. Not sure if the irony escaped him but he seemed to find it hilarious.

              Soon after his holiday he was outed on an ITV program and excommunicated, or whatever it is they do to gay priests these days. Normally they would send him to a boy's comprehensive in an underprivileged area.
              So it was a school trip then?????

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