An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with
> > > normal results. The doctor says, "George,
> > > everything looks great. How
> > > are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
> > > peace with God?"
> > >
> > > George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I
> > > have poor eyesight, so
> > > he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
> > > the night to go to the
> > > bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm
> > > done, *poof*!, the light
> > > goes off."
> > >
> > > "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
> > >
> > > A little later in the day, the doctor calls
> > > George's wife. "Ethel," he
> > > says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you
> > > because I'm in awe of
> > > his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets
> > > up during the night and
> > > *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and
> > > when he's done, *poof*!
> > > the light goes off?"
> > >
> > > "OH MY GAWD!" Ethel exclaims.
> > > "He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!".
All of his tests come back with
> > > normal results. The doctor says, "George,
> > > everything looks great. How
> > > are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
> > > peace with God?"
> > >
> > > George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I
> > > have poor eyesight, so
> > > he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
> > > the night to go to the
> > > bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm
> > > done, *poof*!, the light
> > > goes off."
> > >
> > > "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
> > >
> > > A little later in the day, the doctor calls
> > > George's wife. "Ethel," he
> > > says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you
> > > because I'm in awe of
> > > his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets
> > > up during the night and
> > > *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and
> > > when he's done, *poof*!
> > > the light goes off?"
> > >
> > > "OH MY GAWD!" Ethel exclaims.
> > > "He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!".
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