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    Ring my bell!!

    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
    beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
    ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

    She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.


    Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

    Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.


    Then all the other bells started to ring ....
    We come not to play.

    #2
    Originally posted by Frodo View Post
    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
    beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
    ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

    She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.


    Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

    Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.


    Then all the other bells started to ring ....
    haha!!!!!!!
    You'll Never Walk Alone

    Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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      #3
      Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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        #4
        almost as old as one of my jokes
        https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

        https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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          #5
          Originally posted by Frodo View Post
          Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
          beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

          Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
          ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

          The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

          She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.


          Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

          Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.


          Then all the other bells started to ring ....

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            #6
            Originally posted by Frodo View Post
            Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
            beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

            Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
            ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

            The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

            She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.


            Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

            Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.


            Then all the other bells started to ring ....
            Good one.

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