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    Another quality joke brought to you by captainfog

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
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    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
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    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
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    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
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    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
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    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."
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    #2
    Originally posted by captainfog View Post
    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
    *
    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
    *
    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
    *
    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
    *
    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
    *
    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."

    Quality foggy
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
    (1995)
    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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      #3
      Good effort
      Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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        #4
        turns the oven on
        "What's your favourite Beatles album then?"
        "I think I'd have to say....Best of the Beatles"

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          #5

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            #6
            Originally posted by kopdan View Post
            turns the oven on
            lmao - nice to see the man back .
            "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


            La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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              #7
              should I get your coat?

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