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    a night watch man walks to the top of a 30 storey building on his rounds and in the distance in the dark notices a woman sobbing standing on the edge ready to end it all.

    the man decides to try to reason with her and she climbs down to talk to him.

    unable to change her mind - he decides to be cheeky and asks her for a blowjob before she jumps.

    she says well life sucks - so why not !!!

    she gives him the best blow job of his life and again the man tries to reason with her....

    why do you want to jump ???? how have thing s got this bad ???...

    she replies,

    two days ago i lost my job,
    yesterday my partner left me for another man,
    and today my parents threw me out of the house for dressing up as a woman

    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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