THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER................
Fresh from the shower, Red Hot stood in front of the mirror complaining to the Glove that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, Red Hot fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years', Glove replied.
Red Hot stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your backside,didn't it?'
Glove is still alive, and with physiotherapy, he may even walk again.
Fresh from the shower, Red Hot stood in front of the mirror complaining to the Glove that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, Red Hot fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years', Glove replied.
Red Hot stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your backside,didn't it?'
Glove is still alive, and with physiotherapy, he may even walk again.
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