A bloke and his mate are in a pub drinking one night. When it gets to last orders they leave to get taxi's home but there is only one taxi outside. One of them has to walk home so he sets off on his way while his mate gets in the car.
The next day in the pub his mate asks him "did you get home alright". He says "you're not going to believe it mate, I decided to walk home by the trainlines and when I was walking past I saw a woman tied to the tracks. Anyway I untied her and took her home where I made sweet love to her all night".
His mate said "Thats amazing, You lucky *******, so what she look like" and his mate said...
"I don't know, I couldn't find her head"
The next day in the pub his mate asks him "did you get home alright". He says "you're not going to believe it mate, I decided to walk home by the trainlines and when I was walking past I saw a woman tied to the tracks. Anyway I untied her and took her home where I made sweet love to her all night".
His mate said "Thats amazing, You lucky *******, so what she look like" and his mate said...
"I don't know, I couldn't find her head"
ROFL 
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