Everton Jokes Please

[chrispy]

Ok, I need some class Everton jokes please for use on another forum where i've been insulted by a toffee nosed blue****e.

I've found a few like -

My grandad: a lifelong Liverpool supporter, was on his deathbed and announced he had become an Evertonian. Astonished I asked why and the swift reply came back that it’s better one of them dead than one of us!!

A burglary was recently committed at Everton’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a blue carpet.

Etc, but need some that really cut to the bone. Some Scum oners would be appreciated also

[The Glove]

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, 'For examplpe, do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?' She replies 'Hes at Goodison watching Everton'.

[mick the click]

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, 'For examplpe, do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?' She replies 'Hes at Goodison watching Everton'.

[lfcchris]

If a long condom goes on a long prick and a short condom goes on a short prick. What goes on a thick prick?????







An Everton top!!!!!!!!

[lfcchris]

Q. Two Everton fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.



A. Who gives a ****!

[cobain]

Forget about the jokes above mate, they can be twisted around and said to a Liverpool fan.

Just show him this:



or this



or this

[tommyg]

Forget about the jokes above mate, they can be twisted around and said to a Liverpool fan.

Just show him this:

ROFLMAO

[Stanbull]

A man walks into a pub were they have a robot serving behind the bar, he orders a pint & whilst the robot is pouring it he asks the punter what his IQ is.

The man replies 147 & the robot starts chatting about the difficulties in the American sub prime mortgage market causing a credit crunch over here in the UK.

The guy is amazed by the robot decides to visit the pub a week later, again as the robot is pouring his pint he asks the guy what his IQ is.

This time the guy says 94 & the robot starts chatting about who'll get the England Job and about that bloke who reappeared for 5 years after faking a canoe accident.

Again the bloke is amazed by the robot & visits the pub the following week, usual script the robot asks him what his IQ is

This time the man replies 57 to see how the robot reacts

The robot starts chatting in a real slow & deliberate voice and says.....


"So how do you think Moyes is doing this season?"

[kewellnthegang]

Ok, I need some class Everton jokes please for use on another forum where i've been insulted by a toffee nosed blue****e.

I've found a few like -

My grandad: a lifelong Liverpool supporter, was on his deathbed and announced he had become an Evertonian. Astonished I asked why and the swift reply came back that it’s better one of them dead than one of us!!

A burglary was recently committed at Everton’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a blue carpet.

Etc, but need some that really cut to the bone. Some Scum oners would be appreciated also

got a good scum one fella but if i post it on here the pc lot will be on me case

lets know if you want it PMd

[cobain]

got a good scum one fella but if i post it on here the pc lot will be on me case

lets know if you want it PMd

PM me!

[James]

got a good scum one fella but if i post it on here the pc lot will be on me case

lets know if you want it PMd

Can I have it please?

[tommyg]

me too, wait is it the one about the burning bus not being full or somethin?

[fatistuta]

got a good scum one fella but if i post it on here the pc lot will be on me case

lets know if you want it PMd

Could you pm me too, I am very un pc myself.

[kewellnthegang]

Could you pm me too, I am very un pc myself.

cobain james tommy and fat iis done

[chrispy]

got a good scum one fella but if i post it on here the pc lot will be on me case

lets know if you want it PMd

Deffo mate, please send