Just received this e-mail ...

[cobain]

Maybe you should share his email with all of us and we can persuade him to join here and then get him to "donate" to each member

Aye!

But I think that would be too suspicious If someone wants his e-mail, PM me. But please, DO NOT send anything as I'm still waiting for a reply to what PTP had to say

[REDSCOUSER]

Ask the Ugandan dude for his bank details. And his credit card number

if he knew what all that meant

[Tee]

Done I hope he understands it

Waiting for the response

This should be interesting!

[SouthAfricaRed]

from "kopite in uganda"



should i care

I didnt know Dunk was living in Uganda now

[PTP]

- ****ing brilliant - it will prob take a few days to get a reply whilst they try to decipher it

[Johnny]

Tell him your a poor Christian student who would be intereseted in going to Uni in Uganda if he could find you a sponsor.You`d need about £5,000 per simester.

[Harv]

I tried to do one of these recently.

I thought i had him for the taking, and asked for the photo. The silly ******* got all ****ty at me, called me a "Badsad mutha fuker".

i kept on telling him stupid stuff about my life. And being a dickhead in general. They reply as if you haven't said anything mildly offensive at all.

Its great fun.

[cobain]

GOT THE REPLY BACK!!!

Hi MAN
I have liked the way you write only that i have not understood some word.Can you simplify pliz.Do you mind telling me more about your self
thanx

So ... What next? Let's make a great text to send him back! In a way that he will understand of course

Come on guys!!!

[Dan]

FLMAO



Gimme a few hours to think of summit

[Tee]

GOT THE REPLY BACK!!!



So ... What next? Let's make a great text to send him back! In a way that he will understand of course

Come on guys!!!

Come on PTP and Dan... get a reply going

[PTP]

hahaha ****ing class - just got out of a meeting so will work on a reply - are we going to take him down the scouse route then

[cobain]

wooooooooooow!!!

I've been searching through my bulk folder and I found another one! hahahaha

check this funny **** out:

HELLO SIR MAY GOD BLESS YOU!!!

THIS EMAIL MIGHT BE NEW TO YOU BUT I DO YOU NO HARM! I FIND YOUR EMAIL IN ONE OF THE LIVERPOOL SITE AND I DECIDE TO WRITE TO YOU BUT LET ME INTRODUCE YOU FIRST: IM A 25 YEARS OLD CHRISTIAN FROM UGANDA WHO PRAISE JESUS FOR YOU AND I LOVE FOOTBALL AND LIVERPOOL IS MY BEST TEAM! I MAKE MANY FRIENDS INTERNATIONAL AND I HAVE MANY FRIENDS FROM LIVERPOOL WHO I MET WHILE I WAS IN LIVERPOOL LAST YEAR! I AM VERY SICK NOW AND I WAS WANTING TO GO TO THE MATCH SOME DAY BUT MY HEALTH WOULDN"T LET ME!

I AM VERY PASSION ABOUT LIVERPOOL AND MY FAVORITE PLAYR IS MICHAEL OWEN HOPE HE GETS WELL SOON AND SCORES FOR LIVERPOOL! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CHELSE FANS BUT I AM LIVERPOOL!!!!!! IT IS THE BEST CLUB IN WORLD!!!!!!!!!

I DO NOT WISH TO ATTACK FOR THIS BUT I AM REALLY PASSION ABOUT LIVERPOOL AND I WOUD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO LIVERPOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE SO THAT I CAN FINISH MY LIFE SAYING I WAS BEEING IN LIVERPOOL WATCHING MY TEAM! BUT MY HEALTH IS NOT THE GREATEST AND I AM VERY POOR BECAUSE MY MOTHER DIED AND LEFT NOTHING!I HAVE NO FATHER HE DIED WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG!I HAVE SOME MONEY BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH TO TRAVEL TO LIVERPOOL AND ALL I NEED IS A LITLE MONEY SO THAT I CAN TRAVEL TO LIVERPOOL AND WIN!

YOU LOOK LIKE A GREAT HUMAN MAY JESUS ALL SAVES OUR SOULS!!!!!!

I HOPE TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOON!

REGARDS,
EZEKIEL

Come on should we all chip in so that he travels to Liverpool for the "first" time?

I'll send him PTP's reply too!

I hope he didn't give up on me though as he sent me this e-mail 2 weeks ago ... Bloody brilliant! I'm still laughing here

edit: no ... I can't send him PTP's reply, because it's a bit off topic Will ask him for a picture though ... Or is it too soon?

[PTP]

ok - a quick reply for Kaye, anyone feel free to add/amend to it

Alright lid – soz u don’t understand us like – being from Liverpool we speak scouse like. What yer like to know la?
Like youse – I support the reds – my fav player is Fernando Torres coz he has nice eyes– who is yer favourite player lid.
I am 5’11 – an aries, with blue eyes and a GSOH. I work in tesco’s which is well sound la. Da pay is crap like we get to go n da rob whichs sound.

Of course u can be me mate – us reds sitck together fella – so how’s things in ugand – bet it is ****ing hot mate, freezing my balls off in Liverpool at the moment. So what is like where u live then – do u have a job like.

So, do u ever get to watch the Liverpool games where you live. What are you feelings on Rafa Benitez’s rotation policy, as long as it gets results I am all for it fella, plus benitez is a proper sound fella.

Anyway mate gotta go back on the rob a tesco’s

Look forward to chatting to yer again – soz if you don’t understand scouse mate – you will have to learn it tho if yer wanna be a red

Keep it real my brother from another mother

[Tee]

Nice one PTP

[Dan]