Starter for 10.................
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
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Here's an oldie, but a favourite of mine.
Two snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other:
Can you smell carrots?
Thank you, you've been a great audience, I'm here all week.Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home. -
foggy back to his best.
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I can do gigs Friday and Saturday nights, other nights on requestWhat's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
snowballsContrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.Comment
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make Kaip laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty
....I'm booked up till boxing day but bookings resume in the new year
Cheers
Subby
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Lovely StuffOriginally posted by Subby View PostWhat did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make Kaip laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty
....I'm booked up till boxing day but bookings resume in the new yearComment
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i remember this from when i was about 10 - thought it was funny then
It's late christmas eve and santa is rushing around delivering the presents.
He goes down one chimney - and his confronted by this stunning women wearing her sexy silk dressing gown. She says to santa "Santa Santa, please stay"
Santa replies "Ho Ho Ho, santa gotta go, gotta deliver presents for the little childro"
The women Slowly removes here dressing gown to reveal she is just wearing bra and knickers and says again in her sexiest voice "Santa Santa, please please stay"
Santa, committed to his job - ""Ho Ho Ho, santa gotta go, gotta deliver presents for the little childro"
The women no rips of her bra and knickers in a last attempt to get santas attention "Santa please please please stay"
Santa "Hey hey hey, santa gotta stay - can't get up the chimney with a stiffy in the way"i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Originally posted by PTP View Posti remember this from when i was about 10 - thought it was funny then
It's late christmas eve and santa is rushing around delivering the presents.
He goes down one chimney - and his confronted by this stunning women wearing her sexy silk dressing gown. She says to santa "Santa Santa, please stay"
Santa replies "Ho Ho Ho, santa gotta go, gotta deliver presents for the little childro"
The women Slowly removes here dressing gown to reveal she is just wearing bra and knickers and says again in her sexiest voice "Santa Santa, please please stay"
Santa, committed to his job - ""Ho Ho Ho, santa gotta go, gotta deliver presents for the little childro"
The women no rips of her bra and knickers in a last attempt to get santas attention "Santa please please please stay"
Santa "Hey hey hey, santa gotta stay - can't get up the chimney with a stiffy in the way"
Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.Comment
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flmao good one PTP
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