are all sitting in the pub discussing their family life.
"do you what I found under my daughter's bed the other day lads, a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked" said Paddy Irishman
"jesus that's funny, I found a bottle of whiskey under my daughters bed the other day and I didn't even know she drinks" replied Paddy Scotsman
So Paddy Englishman comes in..."No way lads, I found a packed of johnnies under my daughters bed the other day and I didn't even know she had a dick"
"do you what I found under my daughter's bed the other day lads, a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked" said Paddy Irishman
"jesus that's funny, I found a bottle of whiskey under my daughters bed the other day and I didn't even know she drinks" replied Paddy Scotsman
So Paddy Englishman comes in..."No way lads, I found a packed of johnnies under my daughters bed the other day and I didn't even know she had a dick"
With a liverbird upon my chest, we are men of rafa's best, a team that plays the liverpool way and wins the championship in may! 
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