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[loco_law]

I can't believe how racist you guys are being. It hurts my feelings.



Ok maybe it's not racist. Nationalist? Countryist? CUNTist. Yeah, that's it.


****ers. I'm putting on my toque, walking out of my igloo, getting in my skidoo, and I'm gonna get you guys.


































Eh.

[Kilteragh]

Eh.

Do you know Terence & Philip?

[loco_law]

HAHA Pull ma fingah baadaayyy

[KK07]

Funniest thing ever

This entire thread is comedy gold. Kudos to whoever started it.

Haarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[cobain]

Do you know Terence & Philip?

Was just thinking about that

Philip: Say Terence, what time it is?
Terence: *farts*
Philip: ahahahaha you farted!

So dumb yet dead funny

[RedJedi]

bumped for Redjedi to read!!

Pure quality mate

Ive nearly been crying reading some of them

[RedWolverine]

FLMAO

BloodNinja

[Subby]

<[AFT]^Kempi> what really got her mad was....
<[AFT]^Kempi> when i was burning a CD and got up from sex 1/2 way through and changed the cd
<[AFT]^Kempi> she didn't talk to me for a while

[Subby]

<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help
<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in the shower, so i went to watch tv
<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom completely naked
<seph429> and is like OH **** I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
<Incubus1n> lol
<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot!
<seph429> i live a sad life

[meffin]

iv been on bash all day. its ace!!

[redmacca]

what a ****in brilliant thread! iv laughed myself stupid! this has been the best day of work EVER!

[redmacca]

#75154 +(6608)- [X]

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
<Galactic> ****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> ****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> **** NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that ****.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> ****ING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

thats the funniest part of the full thread! absolutely ****in brilliant

[Reaper]

You sat and read it all in one go? You sad fecker!!!

[Subby]

I think I've read most of the bash site in one evening

[Chrono]

I think I've read most of the bash site in one evening

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