Funniest Joke ive heard in a while

[tommyg]

what do a womens arsehole and a 5 volt battery have in common?

you know they're both bad for you, but eventually you're gonna put your tongue on em'

[pezzzer]

why would you ever put your tongue on a battery?

[cobain]

why would you ever put a tongue on a woman's arsehole?

[pezzzer]

to make her cum?
i think i need to meet some new women

[KK07]

to make her cum?
i think i need to meet some new women

WTF?

Thats **** coming out of her arse not cum!!

[The Red Cardinal]

why would you ever put your tongue on a battery?

Just to be a pedant, I think the OP meant a 9V battery... the one with the two terminals on the top... and, when you were young, you would place your tongue onto the two terminals and get a little shock - very exciting.

[Phil]

Just to be a pedant, I think the OP meant a 9V battery... the one with the two terminals on the top... and, when you were young, you would place your tongue onto the two terminals and get a little shock - very exciting.

Not as exciting as letting the pet dog have a go!

[PTP]

Not as exciting as letting the pet dog have a go!

****ing class

u ******* how could you do that to ur dog

[Imy]

WTF?

Thats **** coming out of her arse not cum!!

[Phil]

****ing class

u ******* how could you do that to ur dog

One of my many childhood experiments. I found that in general dogs can only be tricked 3 times, after that you need to put dog food on the terminals