Four engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer, just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The Nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The third said, "It was obviously a chemical engineer, just think aboutall the reactions taking place each second in the body." The last one said, "You're all wrong, it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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I think you need to be an engineer to find that really funny.
It used to say this in Yellow Pages:
Civil Engineers
see Boring.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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perhaps, i tried to be an engineer once apon a time and was sent it by a mate that used to be on my course.If i was a flavor, i'd be shepherds pieComment
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That's what i told him when he told that to meOriginally posted by Neil Young
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Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.Comment
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I did actually discover that entry in Yellow Pages myself. I know it's just a joke now but
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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What about jokes that take the piss out of art students then or should I give up?
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"If i was a flavor, i'd be shepherds pieComment
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Give up
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Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.Comment
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i thought it was minersOriginally posted by Neil YoungComment
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AT last, a funny post on this threadOriginally posted by rnm
Quote of the year :
"With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"
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Maybe them too but it was definitely civil engineers because, as I said, I found it myself. One of my flatmates was doing Chemical Engineering and he found it hilarious and spread it all around the Engineering Departments.Originally posted by rnm
He would probably have found murdoc's original joke quite funny..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Sorry Disco.Originally posted by discoAT last, a funny post on this thread
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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i didn't really think it was miners, i just typed it
i had no prior knowledge of this hilarityComment
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Ah, I see. Sorry, unlike Disco, I missed that. I probably feel a little foolish..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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oh dear, i didn't make my further post for that reason. in fact the opposite motive was taken, it was my wish to put "the ball" firmly back in the hand of the experienced yellow pages readerComment
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