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    1977 vs 2007

    so ****in true !!!!

    School 1977 vs. School 2007 Many a true word is spoken in jest but....

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
    mates.
    2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny
    and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are
    charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even
    though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings
    conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
    1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the
    best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death.
    Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because
    Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives
    him the slipper.
    1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
    college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
    foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that
    she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's
    mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

    Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .
    1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
    area.
    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
    possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.
    1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.
    2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group.
    Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a
    requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files
    class action lawsuit against state school system and his English
    teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his
    qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he
    cannot speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
    plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
    1977 - Ants die.
    2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with
    perpertrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are
    removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes
    on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
    Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1
    1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
    faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
    Becomes gay
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

    #2
    Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .
    1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
    area.
    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
    possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
    plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
    1977 - Ants die.
    2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with
    perpertrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are
    removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes
    on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


    Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
    Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1
    1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
    faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
    Becomes gay
    Last edited by cobain; 25-01-08, 01:11 PM.
    Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

    going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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