Post your 1 SINGLE fav quote

[Subby]

ok we've all read the forum thread but if you had to pick 1 and 1 only...whats your favourite one?

think mine has to be the cereal thread gripe....LMAOing like a cunt here just thinking about it

[MrsB]

They're IRC quotes not forum quotes

[Shaggy]

Not sure if this constitutes "one single quote"...??...but this section, particularly the bits in bold, is my absolute favourite and had me ROARING with laughter til I wept.

bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

[Kaip]

This is mine, still piss myself laughing at it 4 days later



<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o...k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

[Reaper]

"I put on my robe and Wizard hat..."

When Bloodninja changed his name to EminemBDNJ

[MrsB]

I love this one:

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

[Darth Marty]

Theres a good few which made me laugh for ages, this one stuck in my mind though -

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<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> **** you


Loved the FBI one as well!

[Reaper]

Oh and

WTF is a Plaindrome
No its not Dude

How do you do that inverted b
Never mind

Whats shift & w
A Capital W dumbass

[spud_gun]

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*** Joins: Canadianpirate (java@=YEpe33-53-450-851.om.om.cox.net)
<@Oshi> Eyarrr, eh?

[spud_gun]

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<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

[Red_Polo]

"I put on my robe and Wizard hat..."

When Bloodninja changed his name to EminemBDNJ

[cobain]

"I once dated a blind girl. Her name was ..::. .:::: .:...: .::.:. ::..:."

[bobbyfallon]

"sure how would you be well and your arse in two halves"

[cobain]

Oh and (just) one more!

"I am not a cunt, though you are what you eat"