paddy flying ryanair into liverpool, the plane hits trouble so he calls the tower and says " help easter sunday, pancake day, boxing day " a voice comes back and says " paddy the word you're looking for is ****ing mayday "
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Very good.Originally posted by Kaip View PostNo, no, no.........I'm only scary 'cause I'm hairy
Big year for me 2008, hope it all goes well for me, oh, and you lot too!
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I'll be honest with you mate, I don't appreciate being lied toOriginally posted by Kaip View Post
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Originally posted by Red_Polo View PostI'll be honest with you mate, I don't appreciate being lied to
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I didn't know there was a pancake day.
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Ah pancake Tuesday. The day before Lent kicks off. Bit of sugar/jam and a squeeze of lemon - great stuff. And then wandering in the desert without crisps/chocolate/drink/fags etc. for 40 days (or at least until Paddy's Day). Savage times."Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."
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Thats good!Originally posted by Red_Polo View PostI'll be honest with you mate, I don't appreciate being lied to
I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
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You can just see the thirsty faces on the apostles on the 16th March can't you, wondering if the chief is going to give them this Paddy's day off, and the disappointment when he keeps walking past the last Irish pub in Jerusalem.Originally posted by irishgeo View Post"Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."
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