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    Cat Fashing The Proper Blokes Way



    This is quality Hill Billy style.

    Every year they have a competition to catch the biggest catfish.
    They stick their arm in a hole in the riverbank and the catfish grabs it and with teeth in the back of its throat can get such a good grip that two men were drowned in 1972, however the men only floated to the surface 5 s after the competition.

    The prize for the largest fish is several thousand dollars and you get to keep the fish, but you also run the high risk of infection as these fish only eat decayed food normally but one in Boston snatched a small baby sitting in the shallows and when they finally caught it with a net it also had a dog in its stomach.

    The fish weighed 140kg.

    Ladies also partake in great numbers in bathing costumes and sometimes naked (and I dont mean the fish) because the fish are attracted by pheromones emanating from the ladies private parts. Not unlike a normal human male?.



    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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    Looney Tunes
    "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


    La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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      #3
      HOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE!!

      ****ing hicks
      "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

      "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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        #4
        Awesome!!
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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