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    Man Forced To Marry Goat!

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1741292.html

    Man forced to marry goat

    A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

    And i thought i pulled a horror on friday night!
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    Originally posted by redmacca View Post
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1741292.html

    Man forced to marry goat

    A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

    And i thought i pulled a horror on friday night!

    ROLMFAO
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      #3
      Mr Tombe.. Yeah rite, the names and location have been changed to protect somebody's identity..

      Bet it was Fredo in a role reversal, ie stickin himself up an animals arse for a change
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        #4
        You can tell when this gets posted on a forum usually with a news.bbc link, cos it shoots up the "most viewed" list!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paul.S View Post
          You can tell when this gets posted on a forum usually with a news.bbc link, cos it shoots up the "most viewed" list!
          It was on shoutwire this morning.
          ...
          Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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            #6
            hmmm, the big mystery of how humans caught AIDs.... something like this me thinks

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              #7
              Originally posted by BallBoy View Post
              hmmm, the big mystery of how humans caught AIDs.... something like this me thinks
              it was when early men fornicated with apes!

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                #8
                Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                it was when early men fornicated with apes!

                I think that's what he was alluding to mate
                "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BFG View Post
                  I think that's what he was alluding to mate
                  i know, i was simply confirming his point and using my favourite word (fornicate) at the same time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                    it was when early men fornicated with apes!
                    HIV is actually though to have diverged from similar simian viruses around the 1930's - so hardly early man. There are also a number of other origin throeires which do not involve man/ape sexual congress - some are listed here.
                    "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                    -- William Blake

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by dww View Post
                      HIV is actually though to have diverged from similar simian viruses around the 1930's - so hardly early man. There are also a number of other origin throeires which do not involve man/ape sexual congress - some are listed here.

                      I think the 1930s was very early, man

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                        Mr Tombe.. Yeah rite, the names and location have been changed to protect somebody's identity..

                        Bet it was Fredo in a role reversal, ie stickin himself up an animals arse for a change


                        Neil Young is the one very fond of dogs.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by redmacca View Post
                          I think the 1930s was very early, man
                          Foxy ?

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                            #14
                            Do we have a NSFW area around? I just got sent a couple of rather decent pics of a youth hostel in eastern Europe
                            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                            Justice urged on my high artificer;
                            My maker was divine authority,
                            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                            And I endure eternally.
                            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                            And like that… he's gone

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                              Do we have a NSFW area around? I just got sent a couple of rather decent pics of a youth hostel in eastern Europe
                              **** NSFW, PM me the picts.

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