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    #1

    "I No Come Work Today!"

    Chinese Sick Day

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today.
    I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
    When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house."
    Cheers

    Subby

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    L.M.F.A.O.
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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      #3
      Hope you wore goggles before dusting that one off Subby
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        #4
        man rings work,

        cant come into work today boss im sick

        how sick are you?

        im in bed with my sister
        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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          #5


          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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            #6
            Originally posted by Subby View Post
            Chinese Sick Day

            Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today.
            I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
            The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
            When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

            Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house."
            You'll Never Walk Alone

            Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by bobbyfallon View Post
              man rings work,

              cant come into work today boss im sick

              how sick are you?

              im in bed with my sister

              Wrong, so very wrong!!!!!
              You'll Never Walk Alone

              Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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