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    Rubbish Joke For The Day

    An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinaman are hired at a Sydney construction site.
    The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
    To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
    To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
    He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
    So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.
    He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
    The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
    Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
    The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
    The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.
    He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
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    Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"

    #2
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      That was funny!!
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #4
        .
        i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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          #5
          Lmao
          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            definately stealing that one
            "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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              #7
              Knew what was coming most of the way but still funny

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                #8
                lol
                “At a football club, there’s a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques”. Bill Shankly

                You'll Never Walk Alone

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                  #9
                  lol

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                    #10
                    nice one, lol
                    Lets just get on with the job and see how it pans out at the end.

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                      #11
                      brilliant
                      Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                        #12
                        I laugh with disbelief

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