Great insults

[tommyg]

What are ones you pull out of the bag?

Gotta love :

"Thats a face for radio"

"Useful as tits on a nun"

etc etc

would love to hear more!

[dww]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Always works for me

[Gray]

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who’s also your brother.

[Kilteragh]

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who’s also your brother.

Let's leave Wales out of it now fella

My firm favourite has always been the crisp, succint:

**** off and die.

[paulcooper4]

"yer ma"

[Reaper]

particularly taken with "Face like a Pork Scratching"

[Red_Polo]

****bird

Donkey raping **** eater

Human paraquat

[BFG]

Gypsy slagwagon

Cunting ****bag

[Red_Polo]

Cuntmonger

[Helios Creed]

these two lads who rented a house over the road from me were doing the young buck thing punching each other and obviously fancied taking on the old stag ... I said "I'm not sparring with you, I can tell from your face you've done a bit of boxing". He looked like I'd slapped him with a haddock.

[spud_gun]

yer maws got baws

[Lee]

****sucker
'orrible little mug

Or 'Takes one to know one

[Jaymo]

cucking funt is a good one, or bat fastard.. you can get away with them

[dww]

I quite like ****weasel at the minute.

[Johnny]

Douche bag.